The other day, someone called me a smartass. And then, someone called me a dumbass. I mean, is it possible to be BOTH at the same time!? I don't understand! They're both complete opposites, and yet, I've been accused of being both. I must be one of them, but which one? Can you see why this is a big deal to me? No? Me neither. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Anyway, since I won't be figuring that out any time soon...holy shit a journal entry. Um...Well, I gots me a girlfriend! And she's going to comment on this, just because I'm psychic and know she's going to read it as soon as I tell her I put it here, but I'm afraid that's not going